image

i think i will cause problems on purpose

No! Bad Wizard!

too late bozo im diving right into the thick of it all and doing as much physical damage to the concept of civilization as i possibly can

Reminder that the original painting this meme is based on was stolen in a FedEx van robbery in Baltimore in 1995 and hasn’t been seen since, and that there is a standing $5000 reward for information leading to its recovery.

🌞 The Sun Knight ⚔️

This is actually my first illustration from this year and it went on a wild journey as I’ve experimented with brushes and tried to find what’s comfortable for me and my wrist. Like previous drawing, this one was also largely inspired by tarot and I tried painting everything what I love. Done in Photoshop CC and Wacom Cintiq 27QHD like usually.

Official site | Displate | Instagram | DeviantART | ArtStation | Twitter

miloyiannopoulos

image

🕉.

who is this… who is this question directed to? People who have some actual dietary reason to avoid fruit? Who looks at a fruit plate and goes “nuh-uh, not unless I have a week and a 20k cash prize on the line.” Is the fruit platter actually the size of a four door sedan?? Has it been poisoned? Who made this??

2021 art-sharing platform options for artists be like:

  • Dying microblogging site where “remember to reblog art” and “remember not to guilt trip people for not reblogging art” go viral on repeat
  • Site with no gallery view and no way to organise your own posts, you also don’t get to customise the rectangular thumbnail of your non-rectangular art but at least you can zoom in. Also if anyone reblogs your art but makes a comment on it then from that point on they get the likes, sorry!
  • Site with gallery view  but everything has to be square and 1080p and you can’t zoom in. Hope you like squares and institutionilised art theft and repost accounts with thousands of followers making money off your work. If you don’t upload a new post, a story, a reel, a tweest, a song and a dance and a blood sacrifice every single day, the Algorithm will bury your posts and no one will ever see them.
  • Pretentious art site for professional artists with VERY good gallery customising options that nobody actually uses to network or gain an audience but everyone feels compelled to still update their portfolio on because this is the only place you *can*
  • This site was good in 2010 but now all serious artists have fled it and it mainly hosts uncensored fetish art, actual porn, and shitty memes by people who think this is Photobucket
  • Facebook

ancient vampire characters who pursue teenagers like.... romantically... you are absolutely swagless. die

i don't care if she looks like your dead wife if she's worried about what she'll wear to prom and you personally remember the louisiana purchase what common ground could you possibly have i am going to stake you

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

image
manlet-rights-activist-deactiva

i keep seeing people say theyre afraid of going caving because of the new update, but dont worry!! the update includes a lot of new shit that makes caving easier and safer:

first; light levels/mob spawn rate. previously mobs could spawn in any area with any light level less than or equal to seven. in 1.18 the light level required for hostile mobs to spawn is zero!! now you may be wondering; manlet, what about the mob spawn cap? its not changing so where do the hostile mobs go? thats what the extended y level is for, dumbass. the caves are well lit by default due to the addition of glow lichen (and just the entire lush caves biome) so itll be very easy to avoid hostile mobs in caves, which makes the update more fun!

second; the deep dark. dont fucken worry about the deep dark, dude. youre not just gonna stumble across it, and if you do then there are definitely ways to protect yourself from the warden.

  1. build four blocks up before looting chests. chests make a noise that will alert the warden of your presence, but they stand at four blocks tall. speedrunners may be familiar with the trick to kill iron golems without getting hit, and its the same for the warden.
  2. keep subtitles on while caving. this is a no brainer
  3. take snowballs or eggs with you into caves. throwing them will lead the warden in the direction that you threw it if it hasnt already been aggro'd by you
  4. CROUCH ANYTIME UR IN THE DEEP DARK DEAR GOD
  5. if youre planning a trip to the deep dark and you have the necessary materials then bring slowfall pots and milk. slowfall pots to ensure you dont take fall damage that could alert the warden and milk to negate the darkness effect.

the caves were made to be explored, not to be afraid of! its not like theyre anything like caves in real life that are near impossible to escape if youve lost your way and makes you unable to trust your own instincts and senses! they havent added that yet!

manlet-rights-activist-deactiva

im glad that this made yall feel better about minecraft cave exploration but this was a cautionary post about irl cave exploration

Kinda hate what the internet has done to words like and "gaslight" and "manipulation" because now they don't have the kind of impact on serious conversations that they should have. They're not to be used lightly or for hyperbole, they're important words for discussing psychology and abuse. They're supposed to be heavy because these topics are heavy.

I do like what the internet has done to the word "girlboss" though, it's really fucking funny.

"Flown too close to the sun" boring, overused, Greek. 0/10

"Girlbossed too close to the sun" novel, very funny, Daedalus would absolutely hate it. 10/10

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

I adore those posts about Danny being the ghost king and either not knowing or not wanting to be the ghost king, but I say we take it one step further and have him be the ghost king and not know it but none of the other ghosts have any idea because he’s so involved in what’s happening anyways, like “there’s Phantom, working out the territory fight between those two ghosts because he’s such an involved king!” but he’s just there because Dorathea called him over and sounded distressed

image

jelly

___

image

day 651

This is the exact reason why i love cosplayers.

Ciri transports Geralt to our timeline so her can have one nice day without any shenanigans.

Geralt and the Delightful, Wonderful, Not Bad, Very Good Day

This is Maul and he is fantastic. 

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

date of origin: December 21st, 2012

2012 did so much heavy lifting for the culture of this website

plushies-and-cats:
“blue–folder:
“Hummingbird is relaxing after drinking a lot of flower nectar.
” ”

Hummingbird is relaxing after drinking a lot of flower nectar.

image

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

image

OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK

image

OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

image

I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

image
1 2 3 4 5 Next